Meme tomorrow, I guess. I can't think of what to write right now.




TODAY: Franziska investigates.




TODAY: We realise that Sim!Franziska will never be as great as the real one (and by the way, I have no clue how she got her hair like that).




... And I, of course, being completely retarded, only realised that breaking into a house in broad daylight might be a bad idea when it was a bit too late.




A house where a vampire lives, by the way.

(EA recently added a breast slider to Create-A-Sim, incidentally, and they're obviously having fun with it.)




But she went ahead and tried anyway, God bless her. Then she was kicked out.




... Then it turned out that breaking in was not actually a necessary step to proceed with the investigation.




Famous celebrities named "Matt" just can't be trusted. Remember this, and remember it to your grave.




"Foolish Sims with their foolish cases foolishly making me waste my time, the fools, with their foolery and asfffffffffffffff" (Also, she changed into her formal dress for no reason that I could think of...)




Adrian clearly just has a chess fetish.




Of course, it's not entirely true that Sim!Franziska isn't still awesome. She wants to crash a party just because she's Franziska von fucking Karma.




And there is a party to be crashed, folks.




(They're starting to do things autonomously. Also I just thought this was a cute, if inefficiently lit picture.)




Anyway, off they went to crash the party. Franziska took a taxi...




And Adrian ran all the way across town.




... And in the end, they weren't allowed in anyway. But wait!




Shelly was invited? By this distressingly muscular woman?




Why, yes. In fact, he's a "Good Friend" of her. Shelly de Killer. A good friend of a celebrity. A rich celebrity.

I don't think he's just a spy, guys.




In other news, I screencapped this because it was delightfully British.




TODAY: De Killer demands professionalism in his town's restaurants!




Shelly, you pimp.




... And Matt's in love with a vampire, apparently.




TODAY: Matt Engarde is a dick. Meanwhile, in France, people continue to speak French.




Now, the way to become a celebrity is to impress and then befriend one. Hamming is also Matt's boss, I might add.




He instantly became a two-star celebrity. Christ.




(TODAY: the true story behind Matt's brandy addiction.)




"AHAH, LOOK AT ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I REALLY DON'T. LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKS I DO NOT GIVE. THAT'S ALL OF THEM, BY THE WAY.

fuck my life I want to be dead again"